Christmas is just a week away, and what better way to show your holiday spirit than with garish holiday attire? Ugly Christmas jumpers are a time-honoured tradition, but they’re not the best choice for logging some miles to burn off the excess calories that accompany the holiday season.
Luckily, bike-specific Christmas jerseys are becoming more common, and BikeRadar has compiled five of tackiest we could find. While looking Christmassy is not the same as looking good, these five jerseys are guaranteed to spread some festive cheer.
Hackney GT
Not only is the Giro Alpine All-Year fleece-lined jacket garish, it’s also warm.
US$TBA / £69.95 / AU$TBA
Twin Six
The Twin Six Yule Tide long-sleeve T-shirt has a bit of Día de los Muertos flair to it.
US$28 / £TBA / AU$TBA
Aero Tech
Aero Tech didn’t bother with a clever name, the 'Ugly Sweater Christmas bike jersey' is what it says it is.
US$69.99 / £TBA / AU$TBA
State Bicycle Co
We saved the best for last. State Bicycle Co outdid itself this year with not one but two sublimated monstrosities guaranteed to get you in the holiday spirit.
This kit proves that every day – even Christmas – is, in fact, Caturday. Unfortunately, this God-awful feline creation is already sold out.
At least this festive long-sleeve kit is still there for the taking.
US$79.99 / £TBA / AU$TBA
